I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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