just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Randomize