if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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