I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I think I died a long time ago.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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