I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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