quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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