I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
