Pappa wants mamma naked
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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