have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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