you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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