I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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