Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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