you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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