is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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