It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
we're making bets on your personal life
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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