There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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