It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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