a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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