I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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