We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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