3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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