Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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