hotel room ftw
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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