xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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