fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
its liver damage thursday
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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