he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
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