is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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