Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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