This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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