can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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