Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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