I hate your face
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
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is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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