I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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