it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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