Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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