On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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