so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
