Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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