You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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