I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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