Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
All the doctor said was why
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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