If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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