He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
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