we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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