Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
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Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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