Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I wish you could order shots online.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
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I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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