I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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