If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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