Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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