NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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