the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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