Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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