Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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